Sumeet's Posterous

 "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the
bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."

 "You can't be late if you don't show up."

 "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

 "If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take
two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

 "I intend to live forever, or die trying."

 "As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools."

 "You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard."

 "War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography." - Ambrose Bierce

 Personal favourite at viva - "If you cannot convince them, confuse them."