Jews to Drink
Seinfield and George went to an Indian Restaurant andasked the Indian waiter, “Hey, tell us, are there any Indian Jews from India.” Just a new immigrant waiter answered “Me don't know but sure ask
cook”. He came back with a guilty look and said, “ Sorry no Indian
Jews please.” George got upset and yelled, “Of course there are Indian Jews like
every where else in the world. I don't trust you. At one time Jews
never had a country so Jews grew everywhere and definitely there are
Indian Jews." Scared, trying to get visa, the waiter ran back to kitchen and came
with a trembling voice, “Sir me ask everybody there, cook, other
waiters, cleaning lady, manager, but apologies, we don't got no
Indian Jews, but we have Mango Juice, Badam Pista Juice, Ice Cream
Juice but no Indian Jews to drink, Sorry.” via Dinesh Vora
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