Why India won the cricket world cup 2011.
Gambhi (R)Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra (J)
Sehw (A)g
Patha (N)
Dhon (I)
(K)ohli
Harbh (A)jan
Z Kha (N)
M Pa (T)el
As (H)win Mind it!
"Ramayan with Facebook twist"
Ram changed his Relationship status to married.Lakshman & Sita like this. Ravan kidnapped Sita.
Lanka's people like this. Ram commented on Ravan's kidnap of Sita: "Dude, u're so dead! X-( "
Hanuman likes this comment. Hanuman burns Ravan's Lanka.
Ram & Sita like this.
Ram commented: "Well done, bro!!" Ram updated his status (via Fb mobile): "On my way to battle wid
Ravan. May the Force be with me!"
Lakshman, Sita & Hanuman like this.
Sita commented: "Come on, hubby! I'm counting on you!"
Ravan also commented: "Dude, bring it on!!"
Kho gaya.
Sardar apni billi se tang aakar use dur chod aaya.Ghar aaya to billi vapas aa gai thi.
Vo dusari bar chod aya, billi phir bhi vapas aa gai. Theesre baar vo
use bahut dur chod aaya,
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya:Kya billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes.
Sardar: Uss kamini ko bhej yaha, main rasta bhul gaya hun.
Galat Sangat
Father:Raat ko tum pee kar room me gir gaye the..son:Kya batau Dad,sab galat sangat ka natija he
6 dost,6 beer ki botal..
aur 5 sale pite nahi..
Technical Tragedy
Q. How did the software engineer die in the shower?A. He was following shampoo instructions - Lather, rinse, repeat. He
could not get out of the loop!
ENGINEERING ANTHEM
Fight fight never surrender, After may there is december. Where there is a will there is a way, After december there is a may. Via SMS.Bakwaas SMS
Most BAKWAS sms ... Sir: Ek bargad ke pedh par dus aam hai, usme se paanch chiku mainenikal liye to pedh par kitni mosambi bachi? Student: Dus HATHI. Sir: wah tune barabar kaise pehchana? Student: Kyunki, aaj maine tiffin me methi ki sabji laya hu. moral: roj brush karo warna ghar me chuhe aa jayenge..
Alcohol is female in nature
PROOF: After drinking it men1. Talk unnecesarily,
2. Become over emotional,
3. Drive badly,
4. Stop thinking,
5. Fight for nothing.
